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Posted on 22nd Jul at 5:17 PM, with 285,017 notes

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

Posted on 22nd Jul at 5:16 PM, with 549 notes

theblackrising:

thedauntlessbrave:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

gageb69:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

if you’re feeling embarrassed by middle school you, just remember during my scene phase my catch phrase was “pink is punk 101” which was influenced by zoey 101

I went through an even worse phase…black. I always sagged my pants, and even had a do-rag. 

That’s actually pretty racist

More like incredibly racist.

*waits for black tumblr to assemble*

image

what the fuck?

Posted on 22nd Jul at 5:11 PM, with 227,978 notes
aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED
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aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

Posted on 22nd Jul at 5:05 PM, with 100,995 notes

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

Posted on 22nd Jul at 4:56 PM, with 289,010 notes
buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism
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buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

Posted on 22nd Jul at 12:56 PM, with 53,939 notes

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

Posted on 22nd Jul at 12:55 PM, with 102,654 notes

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

Posted on 22nd Jul at 12:54 PM, with 72,551 notes
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 12:52 PM, with 42,847 notes
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 12:51 PM, with 349,888 notes

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

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