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Posted on 12th Sep at 10:10 PM, with 265,314 notes

crystalistrappedintheinternet:

jimhensonreject:

friendraichu:

snufkind:

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

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h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

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Posted on 12th Sep at 10:06 PM, with 59,995 notes
Anonymous asked: do you have any plans on playing the uuuhhh..... kfc dating sim coming out soon? and yes... kfc as in the fried chicken place

astraldemise:

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astraldemise:

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astraldemise:

astraldemise:

excuse me ?

nevermind i cant actually bring myself to google this i cant have “kfc dating sim” in my search history i cant

Posted on 12th Sep at 9:53 PM, with 510,931 notes
zoobus:
“ facelesssavior:
“ twitblr:
“Dormant Predators
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One sentence horror story
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zoobus:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators

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One sentence horror story

Posted on 12th Sep at 9:52 PM, with 313,024 notes

mylifesgarbage:

cryoverkiltmilk:

cryoverkiltmilk:

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful

Posted on 12th Sep at 9:49 PM, with 399,089 notes
loving-women-is-rad:
“ tinatinabrown:
“ yrfriendliz:
“http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney...
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loving-women-is-rad:

tinatinabrown:

yrfriendliz:

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

this is the kind of content i came here for

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he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

Posted on 12th Sep at 9:46 PM, with 119,995 notes
neproxrezi:
“ murkmen:
“ despazito:
“i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh
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this reads like a video...

neproxrezi:

murkmen:

despazito:

i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh

this reads like a video game loading screen

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Posted on 5th Sep at 7:14 PM, with 143,815 notes

cor-relophus:

anosmic-sheep:

But can a cis guy do THIS?

*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*

once in high school i was walking down the hall at a brisk pace wearing dress pants and boxers and my (home made!! with nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out of my leg and rolled down the hall a little ways and thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time was mr. hayes, the weird stoner english/philosophy teacher who rode his bike around the halls sometimes, and he literally just looked at me and said “i HATE when it does that” and walked away

Posted on 5th Sep at 7:12 PM, with 435,818 notes
no:
“ beyhive4ever:
“ “what are we doing?” ”
They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles
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no:

beyhive4ever:

“what are we doing?”

They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles

Posted on 27th Aug at 4:14 PM, with 387,910 notes

no-i-know-her:

jonsoki:

petite-ursus:

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

Posted on 27th Aug at 4:13 PM, with 129,255 notes

flavoracle:

spoonie-living:

jumpingjacktrash:

umaruspeaks:

cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. it’s an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and

i have the solution! i call it ‘junebugging’.

have you ever seen a junebug get to grips with a window screen? it’s remarkably persistent, but not very focused. all that matters is location.

how to junebug: choose the location you feel you can probably get some shit done on today. be specific. not ‘the bathroom’ but ‘the bathroom sink’. you are not choosing a range, you are choosing a center; you will move around, but your location is where you’ll keep coming back to. mentally stick a pin in it. consider yourself tethered to that spot by a long mental bungee cord.

go to your location. look at stuff. move stuff around. do a thing. get distracted. remember you’re junebugging the bathroom sink and go back there. look at it some more. do a different thing. get distracted. get a sandwich. remember you’re junebugging and go back to the bathroom sink.

nt’s will go crazy watching you, and if they demand to know When You Will Be Done you will probably have to roll them in a carpet and stuff them up the chimney. you’re done when you feel done, or you’re too bored to live, or it’s bedtime, or any number of other markers, you get to pick. but the thing is, by returning repeatedly to that one spot, you harness the ‘hyperactivity’ part instead of wasting all that energy battling with the ‘attention deficit’ part.

not only will the bathroom sink almost certainly be clean, and probably the mirror and soap dish too, you might’ve swapped in a fresh toothbrush, a new soap, you might’ve unclogged the drain – you will probably also have cleaned or fixed up several things in the near vicinity, or in the path between the sink and where you get the fresh toothbrush, or maybe you did your grocery shopping cuz you were out of soap, or maybe you couldn’t find a clean hand towel and ended up doing laundry.

this is good. you got shit done! it wasn’t necessarily Cleaned The Bathroom in the way nt’s think of it, but screw ‘em. things are better than they were.

plus you worked off enough energy to be able to sleep. which is not small potatoes when living the ADHD life. :D

Don’t let the adorable name fool you—this is some Seriously Good Advice. May be useful for brain fog and depression, too!

Reblogging to save my fellow ADHD peeps from the Sisyphusian curse of cleaning with no focus.

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